Why do we sleep in class? BECAUSE WE ARE ALL CONQUERERS OF DREAM LAND!!!!!!

Back to blogging

2007-03-15T15:11:00.000+08:00

Oooh i havent been online for awhile... and i cant even type that fast now! My fingers have became fat from all that lack of exercise! Y? Work ofcourse! Not that i dont want to blog but because i really dont ahve the time to blog. Somehow, even after i have quitted peach garden, i find my life constantly filled with daily activities mainly involving the shrinkage of my pay! Hmmm.... Problem problem problem..... When you have no money you think about how to survive. When you have the money its how LONG it takes for your desire to consume your money and than your back to square 1. Funny isn't it. But for most people technically it isn''t a problem. See, most teens work for FUN. They work for the sheer reason of having their extra cash flow be it spending on better food, higher end entertainment or material possessions. Nothing wrong right? Its normal right? But if your parents have no problem with their own finances, they cant be botherd with what ever the hell you earn cause what is it compared to what THEY earn right? even if you have your own pay they wont mind still giving you your pocket money cause they DONT NEED that extra money. But what IF they dont need that extra money, yet they still insist that you pay every single bit for yourself after your pay, is it not that your "pay" is no longer excess cash anymore? Instead it becomes more of an "advanced allowance" from your parents. This is how my parents think.... If lets say i earn $800, They would not want me to spend it on stuff i want. Instead, use it "wisely". How wise? like just using it to buy my own meals everyday, that $800 suppose to last me. THAT to them is considered "wise". IF you knew... That by working so hard, for at least a month, would end up like this, than for ever what fuck reason would you even want to go to work in the first place right? I rather stay home, take that measerly few bucks that they only give me everytime and just do with it. Hell their not even poor lor... Life sucks if your parents are such misers.

Interesting Philosophy

2007-02-10T09:06:00.000+08:00

Man this is really long... 1 posts in 2 weeks? im really slacking behind! Man, one thing's for sure though, this CNY, ill be working instead of collceting ang baos. well technically i will eventually get more pay la, cause anyway my parents still keep my ang baos so its really shitty. So mostly its more about seeing my relatives la. But than again, i hate the comparison when relatives boast about their over achieveing children and than... lets not go to where i stand...

Recently my dad bought back a while lot of new dvds! Woo! so many to watch le! But my favourite, SAW trilogy!!!!!!!!!!! wooOOOO!! It rox man! Masterpiece! gore, great plot and suspence! But one thing about this movie that struck me was the philosophy. ( you know how i love philosophy :) ) For those who never watched SAW, ill explain. This guy who tries to commit suicide after knowing he is at a final stage of his cancer, lives after the attempt to take his own life. From than on, he realises the importance of life and knows that he must make good of it despite his dying days. Therefore, he dedicated his final days in putting other people to the test, mainly people whom he monitor and feels that they dont treasure life. He captures them, and put them in a death trap situation in which it will test their will power to live. Plus the death traps he sets are significantly related to their ways of not treasuring life. They have to make a choice, live or die.

Sounds cruel and twisted? To me, Yes and No. Yes because duh, its disgusting and inhuman to allow such things to happen. No (most No than yes) because actually, if you look at it in a different prospective, is it not that he is actually erm.. helping them?????? Right? You cant deny that. He DID try to help them. The victims did not treasure life hence they were put to a final test. Cruel as it may seem, is it not that IF they servive the test, they would DEFINATELY treasure their lives from than on? (wont u?) Some people learn the easy way and some learn the harsh way. And to most people he will just be the villen. Never the good guy, or even a vigelante.

However i feel that ideas like this is infact dangerous cause if people misinterpretate it and use it in the wrong way, than well.... god have mercy on his soul la, and ya maybe im a bit psyco la (but you pea brains are just too narrow minded) but after thinking about all this, i can say this will be one issue i will forever keep in the back of my mind and ponder over the fine line between saviour and sadist. So next time u see a horse head pop out of your closet and u wake up in a room where your life hangs by a thin thread don think of me ok :)

Hello.......
You may not know me, but.. i know you....
I want to play a game.....
The rules are simple....
Live or die!

I've also come to a conclusion. The makers of SAW must be the creaters of HAPPY TREE FRIENDS.

Work work work!

2007-01-27T11:08:00.000+08:00

Hmm this job is really draining up all my "me n my com" time. I hardly have time to go update my friendster or blog or whatever! routine : wake up, bathe, eat breakfast. reach work. Eat luch. Break. Eat Tea. Rot. Eat dinner. Work. Travel home. Eat supper. Note the ratio of work compared to food. This cant go on! 5 means a day which comprises of all of them being filling??? man.... I cant get fat! Maintain my physice! (bertina.... see my waist? is your waist smaller than mine? hahahahaaha!) cough cough* But im quite enjoying my job actually... (thx lionel!) Its quite a good work place you know... the china ppl are nice to me though my manager is a hell of a tiger and gets enraged at the slightest mistake. Hey, a clip with a 6 on it can also look like a 9 right? lets say i make a blunder like that during rush hour maybe once a day, is it that hard to let go? i mean the waitress is also dumb right since she was the one who took the damn order and not me... is her fault that she forgot the order right? DUMB FOLD!

One thing i hate about the restraunt, nay, almost ALL restraunts is that they love to cut costs, which involves doing the lamest things like installing 3 hour breaks in between shifts which are really pretty much redundent because like come on la. firstly. After your work, your probably too tired to go shopping. Secondly, lets say you DO want to go shopping, travel time involved says you cant shop for nuts with the remaining time. Sleeping is actually the best option. And lucky for me, i found the best most hidden spot to sleep in peach garden! (secret)

sleeping on the job...

Great discovery of the day: THERE IS ACTUALLY A HAWKER CENTRE IN RAFFLES PLACE! AND IT SERVES THE MOST MOUTH WATERING MANGO BEAN CURD!

Lame discovery of the day: Throughout the ages, man have designed wounderful elecronics that provide limitless functions, eg: a handphone, now a handphone is also a camera, an mp3 player, a calculator, a computer, a radio etc.... Oakley came out with a pair of sunglasses with a blue tooth attached, and also another one with an mp3 player. Recently apple designed a wind breaker that is also an mp3 player which is also a phone! But this is the worst thing to be invented so far. This cake cutting knife with buttons on it! No! It cannot play mp3. No! It does not have a camera function on it. and NO! Its doesnt have WiFi! What does it do than? It can play 4 cleche tunes that you really get bored of hearing. 1: Birthday song 2: wedding song 3: Graduation song (i didnt even know there was such a thing) 4: he's a jolly good fellow.... o he's a jolly good fellow.... The worst part is the music is equivilent to that of those you hear on plastic lanterns during moon cake festival. And where did i see it? In peach garden! When i was wiping it after it already had been USED! Imagine the look on the faces of the guests when the cake is being cut... totally spoils the mood... Gosh... wads next? T- shirts that can grow grass? (caution! do not iron/ tumble dry/ walk in the sun/ dry clean)

Ananda house outing at the house of HanPei!

2007-01-22T20:39:00.000+08:00

Pics are here! Ananda house outing 20-1-07!

this was the "dream girl" i was talking about

Met with Lawrence for lunch at the vegeterian restaruant in suntec city.

In my living room, we had a small puja session even.

Our highlight of the evening..... cooking! Hey dont be surprised a group of kids can whip out a whole dinner spread ok! we are multi talented!

A dinner made from the heart... Everyones effort!

Our selfless captain and vice captain washing the dishes after dinner.

Relax hour. Fake wine while we chit chat. Cheers! And lastly er-hu performance by Ernest!

Our house Mentor! Thanks for coming over with Kai Yi and taking time off to spend time with us! This pic cool! If you see properly u can actually see his nose hairs. This was a conversation about the pic with vic cap....

By the time you have finish reading this nick, one child in the world would have died from extreme poverty.Start by saving me says:
this pic rox!
♠ Nest says:
which one
♠ Nest says:
WAAAAAAAA
By the time you have finish reading this nick, one child in the world would have died from extreme poverty.Start by saving me says:
eh everyone change to this pic le..
♠ Nest says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
♠ Nest says:
lol
♠ Nest says:
it will cause unbalance to our world
By the time you have finish reading this nick, one child in the world would have died from extreme poverty.Start by saving me says:
LOL!

W.h.y.i.t.o.o.k.s.o.l.o.n.g.t.o.b.l.o.g.

2007-01-22T09:40:00.000+08:00

Lately blogging has been a little slow paced....but only because i found a job! Thx to my good friend Lionel, i managed to get a job at his mum's restaurant in peach garden! Yeah! So i've been working full time since and therefore to worn out to blog at night. So maybe i'll still try to commit weekly though... but i realise one thing, that its not so bad if you browse ppl's blog quite often, to see updates, but to try to cram everyone in your contact's blog in one day, and reading their month's worth of posts, it can be REALLY taxing! Note to self : try doing it more often hence less the hastle.

So more on the job im working at. Seriously i think the working enviornment is pretty good. Though plenty of china and malaysian ppl here, their actually quite nice. And the work is not that tough. Pays good and their offering $10 per hour
to work on CNY. Sounds tempting... but i wan celebrate with my family... Hmm... have to decide... guess the only down side is that u get confused with all the dif table no. and the chefs get a little cranky some times. Its so slack at night that brings me back to the lifeguard days. Because part of your job is being a self- entertainer! Haha! Its not a requirement but its a survival skill so that your job doesnt drive u mad....

playing with a tiny crab that i found.

That day we had some kinda wedding function in peach garden. It was full house that day! But there was one lame chop muslim family that required muslim food and we had to cater food just for them. Stupid lor. Very most they cant eat the sio ba only right? Just eat the fish and chicken and vege la! MAN! out of the 8 dishes served you mean you cant dont eat one of them meh? How come there is no such thing as a christian meal ar? or a buddhist meal ar? than must have HALAL! so SPECIAL! Anyway, it was fun watching the chefs prepare the enormous amounts of food. But my favourite was the army of sio ba! wahahahahha! So many sio ba.. wah... i wanted to gobble down all of them... but than Egg and i remembered a particular someone from our KHL printing days..... The Sio Ba general! Wahhhhhhh!!! His sio ba odur is unparellel. And just like hitlar, he has his own trademark had sign. The dreaded SLAP OF DEATH!!!!!!!! We went on for quite awhile and laughed like idiots...

Last Sat was individual house outings! So this was wad we did. At first we went to meet lawrence at Sun tec city because he was taking his exam there. We had vege lunch together and we walked around suntec while waiting for the others. And then Lawrence saw this exibition with wedding gowns, so we thought we stayed awhile and see if there was going to be a runway show on wedding gowns.... We also noticed that this exibition was also in collaberation with the opening of dream girls starring Beyonce so we expected something good. Guess wad. Yes you guessed it. On the contuary! When the music started, 3 not skinny women come on stage and danced and "lip sinked" to the music. It was disgusting... But the most disgusting part was after that one of the ladies took a mike and spoke. OMG... She was a HE! ack! A drag queen! And a disgusting one too! because of her crude jokes. Like one incident which involved an audience name and her boobs being called "too too" ACK!

After that we headed off to my house in ponggol. Everyone got wet. Haha! It was abit sian but also fun! Than after that we cooked our own dishes in the kitchen. Everyone helped! including me! mostly thx to our head chef Mabel!

Than after dinner most of the younger members left. So it was left with Zheng lin, Ernest, Kaiwen, Kai Yi, Lawrence and me. We talked alot. But there was one problem. I guess the guys got a bit carried away with the games and the anime that poor Kai Yi was always left out in the conversation. Erm guys.. this is Ananda house outing. Not One piece/ magic card/ warhammer outing..... Minimize the gamer talk abit ok? haha! And Lawrence broke his magnetic ring.... ai ya... cant be helped i guess... magnet brittle ma...

After Lawrence and Kai Yi left the 4 of us watched movies throughout the night... Watched final destination 3, was quite funny. But by the time we watched dead mans chest everyone was already stoned... that was about 4 + in the morning. So we all slept. Haha! Although we were quite sad that we were unable to hook up the PS 2 to the humangas screen, i guess we all enjoyed. Looking forward to our next outing!

bhliunhmj post.

2007-01-16T09:08:00.000+08:00

Man O Man! These few days have been quite busy... Went from job interview to another... but its a fun way to kill time! Haha! Cause you will travel like mad, searching for locations and seeing if you pass... haha! Like amazing race!

Sigh, you know in life, sometimes u use the line "shit happens". Its to console yourself that life like this. We fall down and we pick ourselves up. We are thankful that we live another day because what doesnt kill us only makes us stronger. And most importantly, your chin up, hat low, and create your own kingdom. Keep that in mind you will definately become someone someday.

Recently theres been plenty of freak rain. That sucks! Cause rain = damage shoe! F***! You know how much i hate getting my shoe damaged! But when i was taking bus 61 to SBM that day, this is what i discovered! A lake in the middle of joo seng! lol! Imagine that, so many years and i didnt notice... i guess the residence at joo seng themselves didnt expect to see a lake pop up all of a sudden too... hmm... time to think of how to claim ownership of the lake and charge people for cash!

On sat, went to SBM, the dharma talk was about death. Enough said. But after that Ananda had bonding for dinner. I ate a plate of fried rice. And before i could digest, Quo Quan called me and asked me to eat sea food with them at marina bay! Than for some reason, i agreed to go with them... The sea food was not so nice la.... cause the serve crab, but the dont have the bloody shell cracker. But the black pepper beef was MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm! delicious! The smell of it frying in the butter.... even when your full you cant resist it..... So you can imagine how full i was after the buffet. After the buffet there was alse free ice cream. Ok, it was fine la until some idiot decided that his ice cream was not worth his mouth's attention so he threw it onto the pit and watched it melt away. But he didnt stop there. Butter and soup and whatever there was on the table was added to bring out that "Unique" flavour. After that, the guys were making racist jokes about Pinoy gamers online on how they infest every living free online game on the face of the earth and are the biggest bastards. But little did they realise that there WERE a group of Pinoys there and the looked seriously pissed. Luckly nothing happened. HAHA!

Off to a more saddening issue. My silky terrier has passed away... after being with me for 7 years.... The day before he died he looked ill, and vomited a few times. My dad agreed to sending him to a vet the following day but looks like he didnt make it to morning..... But when i called SPCA for directions on how to proceed, they told me to just wrap him up and leave him with the garbage and let the garbage man dispose of him. I was disgusted! Come on la! He at least deserves a little bit of respect right? You mean you would do the same thing if your grand mother died???? I dont blame you if thats standard procedure. But your TONE sucks! You heartless indian biatch! So in the end we said a few prayers before wrapping him in a bed sheet and in black poly-ester bag before we never saw him again. Poor Ronnie. Hope you have a better next life.... I know you will..... We will miss you dearly..... Now that Ronnie is gone, Bonjo is gone and Rocky is with my dad's friend, I feel so lonley without the K-9 atmosphere around the house anymore... Sigh...
Life must go on.....

Another life in my un eventful day this year.

2007-01-09T23:31:00.000+08:00

Rawr! Yesterday i chopped down a whole tree in my back yard. haha! The leaves were infected badly so extreme measures had to be taken! So now im promoted from Bangaladashy worker to lumber jack! woo hoo! I can fall trees now! Now the next problem. I still haven clear all the leaves lyinh around in the garden.. Zzzz...

Anyway today went to China town area with the EX- event + ppl! haha! well mainly the guys la, look for job as well as wounder around alot. Than we saw this shop, selling rings. i bought some lame ones. And i also bought a pair of japanese wooden clogs! It only cost me $8 ! And the one at bugis cost $36! HA! luckly i had this opportunity to come to China town! Its quite a nice place to shop actually! plenty of things to see.... but somehow, i feel ashamed! Y? because im a chinese, and i dont know shit about china town! I mean like, which indian dont know about little india, which malay dont know pertaling street, WOOPS! I mean Geylang Seri. Talk about Irony.

Fun at Palawan!

2007-01-07T14:33:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was my 1st SBM NOOB orientaion at Sentosa Palawan beach! It was Fun! This is how u spell a weekend! Physical activities! woot! Going to the beach, cycling, kayaking, swimming. Shopping is fun too ofcourse but realllly drains the wallet fast....

Mass punishment.

Our SBM group photo. Sadly im abit too far away to be seen properly.

Than i woke up this morning. And when i opened my eyes, i said "hello old friend! welcome back!" You all probably dont know what im talking about. Well... its my dragon scales ofcourse! haha! Those that i aquired during my days as a life guard. Naturally, what happens is your feet will begain to crack up often due to the intense heat on the ground. Ya la, definately not dragon scales, but im just looking at it in a nice way :D so apparently the outing to sentosa has led to the rebirth to my "dragon scales but who cares! Im happy! its not like the first bad thing that happened to my foot! haha!

Really short post today. Feeling soft.....like ice cream!

Stuff i Do. Interesting eh?

2007-01-05T00:23:00.000+08:00

Mm! School-less life is fun! Im enjoying it while i can... So today, my mum hired me to be her Bangalah worker! Yes! Bangalah worker! Because i helped her with the gardening. Than all im gd for is the heavy lifing, and doing land fill. So there.. bangalah worker.. But one think i love to do... DESTROY! YEAH MAN! WOO HOO! The flower pot lining the fence were getting too small so i SMASHED THEM! The feeling is so shoik! Now i know why people say gardening can de-stress.....

Today i helped Wan Ling with her TUPID survey job thing... so that she can enjoy this sat. Theres nothing wrong with lending a helping hand lor.... its called doing an un-selfish good deed. I know i wouldnt bear to enjoy at sentosa knowing that that poor creature would be struggeling to finish her work in Vivo! Wan Ling ar... Wan Ling... Poor girl.. first job already such a bad experience... Haha! Plus your company also no brain one... no marketing strategy...

OK, its like this... The company targets people, mostly from the high society, hoping that after surveying them and recieveing their particulars, they might interest them by calling them a few days later hoping to interest them in signing for a new credit card.

Ok. Ya maybe im too in-experienced, or completely out of line to be judging a "professional" 's work here.... but from a lay man point of view, if i were a person who is making about a 5 digit sum a month, and having so many important things to attend to, would i REALLLLY be inerested in some kid, with no trainning whatsoever who would stop me in my track just to survey me. Not to see if im against poaching or saving the wild, but to ask me questions like how often i shop and how much i earn. And if i were smart enough to earn that sum of money, do you think i wouldnt know if someone is just going to pester me later on and eventually ask me to spend my money? Moreover would i even believe that there is nothing behind the so called "lucky draw" when i go down to recieve my prize? Lastly. If i earned a five digit sum a month.... would you think a free coupon which consists of things like discounts for shoe shining intrege me? What a meger endevour.......

Summorise...... Lousy cheapo company.
I rest my case.

Dunno what to do on a fresh start? Read my blog la!

2007-01-02T12:54:00.000+08:00

Welcome to the new year folks and you know whats good? to think back at the previous year and think of the stupid stuff u did.... Yeah... if u cant think of any, panic... your getting OLD! not only have you lost the fun side in you, but you also lost your freaking memory!

Today is the day i thought of the past year's events any i realise one small thing. Hence this small thing should be said here. Y? Because its about this blog! DUHHHHHH...... From my previous blogs i realise ive become a SAP! Seriously ppl, when you read ppl's blog and you read about their sad story, nif that person is a close friend, im sure your mood would be affected right? What for i infest people's mind with sorrow and or a luke warm feeling? to other bloggers, do you want that too? I should really stop doing that and go back to being the psycotic freak that everyone loves~~~~~~ KakkKAKakakKAKa!

WARNING! to anyone whom has thoughts of using the NEW blog format, please forget about it and go back to using the old one. Its tons better! HECK! look at this post! It is in UNIFORM size (font). I am unable to change the size of my damn font neither can i change it's color! I cant post codes on my post either! they just become giberish when i post it and not magicly become a video clip or some effects or something.....

By far, this is the WORST "upgrade" in(except safe surf. I hate safe surf!) in net tech that i've seen in 2006. You not only made blog less flexible but also pissed it's users off. Imagine this, from your normal life to jail life. Im sure bloggers around the world would thank you for your "effort". Whats the point of creating something new when it's not an improvement of the older version?

check this out. When i was clearing out the old news paper during spring cleaning.. i saw this in one of the issues in "urban", a weekly newspaper article that comes along with your basic straits times stack. This was on the front cover. For the benefit of thouse who cannot see the text due to your lazyness to decifer or enlarge th picture, ill explain. Heading : PLASTIC FANTASTIC - man make up 70% of plastic surgery patients. ...................... If your thinking like me i bet your eyes would be rolling around a few times or a more comical situation would be the expression where a crow flies past.

Its like a damn big DUH!!!!!!! (once again im limited in expression due to the downfall of blogger.) If men dont take u that 30% than who? pets ar? Its a totally redundent comment. Only a fine line away from giving the comment that women take up 70% of plastic surgery patients. You guys seriously need to fire your editor for that. If not everyone will stop reading your newspaper (including me) and you guys will go bust. Ya thats right.... after all this time of journalist kissing your ass and feeding you juicy stories while you just summorise everything. You will FALL! And you will fall hard! No 0ne will even sympothise you if you beg at orchard road! Sorry, sinister moment for me just now.. haha, could have sworn i felt horns growing out of my skull.... Oh well!

Post Christmas

2006-12-30T22:59:00.000+08:00

Sorry peeps, i havent blogged in awhile because of christmas. Although my christmas wasn't that enchanting... i realised it has always been this time of the year that i somehow manage to grow a third stomach and boy has it taken a toll!
Note for people who are trying to get fat, STOP NOW! Its not worth it and it's down right redundent. it's like after the first few days, you get tired easily... because your body needs to pump in more blood to your stomach to help it digest faster, and your head will feel lighter because of the lack of blood too. Hence, making you less prductive and creative. My advise to anyone trying my stunt. If that thought ever comes to your mind, slap yourself in the head. (HARD)

Anyway, yesterday was suppose to be Keng Swee's offical gathering after OBS but AGAIN, many either came late or did not come. SEE thats why Chu Ai is always angry! So out of the 16 people in Keng Swee watch, only 7 showed up. 5 of which are from the Cindy group. Guys.. seriously la.... eventhough we are no longer in OBS, shouldnt we have a sense of unity or something? Havent we learnt anything? Guys... dont let me down....

But anyway! there was an event in the food court that concerns us eating other people's ban mian. Than we pretty much walked around aimlessly for a long while but we had fun! I love Toys'R'Us! But just too bad.... poor Nav... U like shereene but because of the whole Cindy group thing. Its really damn hard for her to believe u man. Take awhile more la... i mean... In life some mistakes are not just meant to be made... if she doesnt take it the right way... you might just loose a friend right? U might heal but she may not... so cherish is friendship dude... dont rush in too soon... dont be a fool...

Hmm... Ill end with just a few words. (unrelated to the post)
Life is unfair. We dont always get what we want but hey? who can we blame? But who says we cant make the world better for others to enjoy right? Maybe we might even derive joy from those we help? So as i said before. If light requires darkness to exist, i will be the darkness in order for others to enjoy the light.

End with a new quote.
Playing with fire is dangerous, but if we never try, how will fireworks have flown?

A poem for u....

2006-12-24T11:49:00.000+08:00

Like the black rose, I know it's not easy to love me....
Im the extreme on both ends, so hard to accept....
My petals will peel and eventually it will heal....
But i do have a heart, one that loves you....
Im only human afterall, i was born to feel....
So punch me please...............
I'll bleed for you....

By HanPei

Han Pei in OBS

2006-12-19T20:13:00.000+08:00

IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no camps for awhile now, need to keep my feet on the ground for awhile more, have to rememeber your roots! a short summary of Han Pei in OBS. First 3 days was quite slack, played the facilities in camp site 1 but hated cross field tracking but than came the 3 day expadition. Firstly, we tracked for a good 5 hours just to find some stupid tag on a few trees around the island with quotes by some fellas. Like come on la! i write better quotes than them la! U imagine caring an anvil like bag and tracking for hours looking for signs on trees in a weather where it suddenly rains heavily than stops and continues its cycle on and on and to accompany you, plenty of mosquitos double the size of that u find in singapore! plus they come in swarms! Next theres sea expidition, we kayak around the island, it was fun, seriously, but not when fishes jump into your boat and the rain becomes so blinding that u cant see anything! After that we pitched canvas sheet tents at the beach and when u cook halfway, it starts pouring again and your food you've been oh so waiting for after your long journey cant be cooked because the rain has spoilt it. Than in the middle of the night, AGAIN it rains but this time accompanied with gales that literary blow your tent away and having to spend your sleeping hours holding on to the top so that it does not fly away while cold rain drenches your body for the rest of the night. The only least stressful part is the raft builing and the jetty jumping.

Actually all of these is not so bad when you think about it, because OBS is a camp to make you feel that other camps are chicken feet compared to OBS! haha! But when u attend this camp u will really learn alot i tell u... i learnt one thing, OBS is not outward bound singapore, its ONLY BOYS SURVIVE! hahahahahaha! (my point is only half proven though)

Pictos!!!! this is my crew from OBS! Seriously, i never expected to bond with any of these people. If not for OBS, i think i wont even know most of them eventhough we see each other day in day out in school (ex school actually) but we guys made it right? eventhough it was tough at the start.. and we all struggle alot, we still became real close right? everyone of us.... thanks guys, i know la, OBS wasn't the most relax camp because of the weather conditions and all, so thanks everyone for suffering with me for the past 7 days! I love all of you! Eventhough i wont be able to see you guys in school like most of you guys will next year, ill be walking my seperate way... so stay united ok? eventhough you guys are from different backgrounds, different classes and differant cca s, remember who was your front and back in the forest when we were tracking, remember who kayaked with you around ubin, who shared the same food with you and mostly remember who were the people who went through all different emotions with u throughout the camp. I hope to return one day, and still see you guys after skool still hanging out together after school like the whole keng swee watch did every meal. KENG SWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just something i'd like to tell all of you guys if u ever read my blog.....

Yeao Chong - Your really an asset to our team including very friendly with the ladies! When it comes to camping, you win me hands down!

Shereen - your certainly a nice person, at first i thought you were really hard to get going but you proved me wrong and showed me tat your a good team played in the end!

Jan Sheng - Your really a cheerful fellow and always very optimistic, the world needs more people like you!

Hui Wen - From the first time i knew you when you were sec 1 and when i were in camp i admit that i seriously misjudged your personality, u turned out to be a really helpful n caring person!

Chang Yang - Although your quiet most of the time, you listen and got things done. Thats what makes a good team, it takes 2 hands to clap and you certainly make a good right hand!

DS - At first when i saw u i thought u were some ah beng that would probably give me alot of problems but again i was wrong, you turned out to be cooperative and u dont complain! Most of all, i respect the fact that you actually have a soft side and you care for your family!

Winnie - Your quite funny in the sense that through your words, u dont seem very intellegent, but when you get dirty with the rest of the guys in the hands on, your equivalent to any other guy in our team! I take my hat off for you..

Aik He - Your a funny guy, really nice too, seeing that you and the other b ballers stopped clinging to just yourselves and glueing with the whole watch really put a tear to my eye, i believe when u take the leadership role, you'll make a really good big brother image to the team!

Wei Bin - Also another joker...your expressions really one of a kind and easy to get along with. Good job!

Yvette - You played your role well when u nevagated out at sea, i was impressed, but i cant say u excell in all areas though... however, im sure with the trainning we went through, you'll sure become a great leader too!

MinWei - I saw two sides of you during the camp. One was the very quiet side which u always were in class, and the other side where u very talkative. Its not a bad thing to talk alot, but when it comes to voicing out thoughts it would have been better if u put in the talkative side to use. Be more couragous!

Edy - One guy whom i felt was very sporting to begain with during the camp. Seriously i really like your charector because u show alot of integrity and responsibility in the things you do, you can take jokes well! keep up the spirit!

Yvonne - Your quite cooperative when it comes to doing work but you really are abit too timid sometimes, you have to step up ok? if not others will step on you!

Pei Jing - If i knew you outside the camp i would have found you a really likable girl, but im glad i knew you in the camp, cause i saw your true colours and i have to tell u this even though u may not like it but your really a spoilt brat sometimes and you whine too often. This is OBS not holiday in hawaii, sad to say, i found strong points benefitial to the team in everyone except for you please, u seem like a nice person, so if you have the chance, please prove it to me that my judgement is wrong.

Nav - I guess in this whole camp, you were the person whom i thought to be the most entu and you really help me pull up team spirit. Without you, i couldnt make a good leader. Your also a really good friend. Thanks for saving me from that SWORD FISH.

Ill miss each and everyone of you, especially the Cindy group! So 10 years down the road remember me! Han Pei! Your Overall In charge!

Back from camp, bit not for long!

2006-12-11T21:07:00.000+08:00

Oh! Im back from camp Ehi- Passiko! And i am SO wrong in the concept that i had about buddhist camps ,cant blame me for that cause thanks to MJR's boring camps, i dont see why people didnt seem interested in joining the BIC after the previous camps.. But this time round it really rox! i wish i could show your images of the camp cause it was damn fun but sadly i cant!!! you'll have to wait about a week or 2 until they release the pics to us... this is one camp i wont forget, and every buddhist youth should go there at least once! Serious! IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

Hmm, so the next thing for me is OBS! My free trip! yeah! i didnt even have to pay a single cent! but its only in ubin! WHY? because Brunai, had some "differences" with singapore, than they canceled their batch of students for the joint programme in Sabah! SPOILER!! SUPER SPOILER!
Sigh.. this may be one of the most boring blog ive posted cause theirs no pics!

Like i said! as i predicted! there would be another DOTA video! with more dota sounds which is more related! Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn0Z8XmMBag

Today someone said i look like this guy..... (snigger...) No one has ever told me i look like him... i really dunno weather to be happy or sad le Cherie... how?

Murder at Siglap Bank

2006-12-06T10:12:00.000+08:00

Bah! its been so fucking long since i blogged! my blog has rot-ttt-eddd! But its only because i choose to chase superficial things by material gain instead of free, meaningful things that i can do at home :D So thanks to my roast pork smelling friend, i managed to get a job at a printing company! Its not bad, except for the part where u have to tolerate alot of old, un-reasonable people whom OBVIOUSLY cant do the heavy lifting, comments on your speed. You dont see me complaining about your normal walking pace of 5km/h max speed with torque right? Thankfully, i have already stopped working there since yesterday cause im quitting to go camp! Weeeee!!! i love camping! Im such a geek! haha! C-A-M-P F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! so good riddence printing factory with plentiful malaysians!

You too chicky! Good riddence! Muah hahahahahaha! you slacking fool!

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So now that im free, i decided to pester kaiwen at HIS "work". Turns out, his "work" is sitting at home telling his dad blah blah stuff on the phone about his stock market thing and when he's not doing that, he can play WoW! Damn! life cant get any better for you brother!

Well, after that, we went to his sister's office to do some lacky work for her, its like going to her work site and counting the power points on the un-finished house. That was NO house at all compared to what we saw in siglap bank, Its like a freaking RESORT! enough about that, because the house is HAUNTED! Wooooooo!!!!!!!! just look at some pics that i took!

A face in the window, actually i just drew that with my finger...

But how do you explain this! non- human finger prints!

I drew that too, but there really is a face in the window!!!!

Dopal Gangar! but too bad! there can only be one han pei! note!im on the right, but my gangar's eyes are not as bright as mine!

Blood? hmm where is it coming from?

More blood stains on this pillow!Even more dried blood on the wall!The overall scene from a far.Dark spooky hallway, perfect for a MURDER TO TAKE PLACE!A japanses closet too?? Oh, it all makes sense now.....

KAIWEN! Your sister is a Murderous ghost who has already killed one bangalah worker and is planning to kill all rest including the foreman out of vengence because she could not get her permit for making the swimming pool in time! Those who go past siglap bank, BEWARE!

O lvl After math.

2006-11-20T22:57:00.000+08:00

Finally... Its over... secondary school life has reached its end and we are done with the curtain call. Well, now its up to me to decide how to spend my months waiting for results. A : play and play and play, be a slacker... enjoy life at home and go out play somemore BUT pocket will be really tight... cause unlike most people.. i only recieve allowence when my parents FEEL that i need it. B : Get a job, work all day, enjoy pay cheques at the end of the month BUT no social life. C : Become a monk. Live in a temple. Free food, free lodge. Thats about that, the "BUT" factor is too long and too much to be said out. If you were me what would u choose?

Doing drugs can wind you up in rehab for a long long time.... But there are many kinds of prisons. This is a cup of corn. It looks normal? no. It has EXTRA SALT AND BUTTER! when you eat the first mouthful u wont stop. The worst part is you wont be full, you will buy more and all the exta salt and butter will add a bunch of calories to you and than you DIE!

I watched casino royale! Its cool! so i watched it a second time! When you watch it, note the part where Eva Green makes her entry into the beginning of the show. She rides a white horse in a bikini with ebony children running behind her. Not that its wrong or anything, but the point it, its a little overdone dont you think? I mean, if you really want a flashy entry try something original like coming in from the ocean while riding a couple of dolphines with her feet strapped to their backs.

Im jealous of him! HE GETS TO FEEL EVA GREEN'S BOOBS! 3 times!!!

Da DoTA song!

2006-11-19T10:34:00.000+08:00

Wow finally a song for DoTA! I would have been jumping around like a mad guy if only they had cooler scenes though. Nevermind! Im sure in time to come.. someone would come out with a remix. I hope this time the girls in the video are ACTUALLY related to the MTV. One small step for DoTA......

Commentos !i!

2006-11-14T22:54:00.001+08:00

About a few months ago, i posted a lost and found ad ? about my lost art piece? Well.... Ive been thinking about it.... and i decided to forgive the PE T-shirt thief. I can understand, yuo just a lonley man who wants some classy art... or your just plain queer... But i dont give a shit! Cause i have a new masterpiece! Now this is what u call a Pimped up PE- T !!!!!!!

Worth more than you ever know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thursday, Singapore welcomes the president of the united states George bush. Not that i really care.. but can u spare a thought and take with you my american butt licking friend... He would love so much as to shorten his life by 5 years just to be american.

Have you guys ever strolled down penisula plaza on saturdays? well if you do, you will find a whole lot of malays wearing tight jeans..... some shrunken sized shirt (well not like they dont always wear like this..), pierced all over their face and wear everything in black from their puny cap to their eye liner. And what do they do? walk aimlessly around the whole area.. stare at you when you look at them... sit on the side walk and smoke... and they call themselves GOTH. Such wannabes... seriously la... people who take what ever little shit they know, call it their CULTURE, and get so defensive over it. To whom im refering to.. no offense, no racism, BUT YOU PEOPLE GIVE ASIAN GOTHS A BAD NAME! YOU MAKE GOTHS LOOK UN-COOL. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

TEST OF INTELLIGENCE no. 3

2006-11-13T10:06:00.001+08:00

TEST OF INTELLIGENCE 3
Click to enlarge pic. You wont be able to see anything if u dont.
Picture showing 2 Adults and 2 children and an animal. Describe the picture in detail. Creative thinking.
(answers like my wife and future kids dont count. Its plain obvious and redundent to even mention it. So answer smartly.)

FUCK YOU CLUB!

2006-11-09T00:37:00.000+08:00

FUCK YOU! hahahahaha! I did the most stupid thing in my life today. Going around town with a bunch of friends repeatedly shouting the words FUCK YOU. We must be the coolest drunkards ever! you should have seen us! Actually this all started because of this guy (below). Its a long story how it begain but you can use your imagination........

Anyone is free to join the FUCK YOU ! CLUB . Just leave FUCK YOU! in my tag board if you want to. :)

Recently, i bought the DVD of the movie " V is for vendetta" and OMG! Its so damn cool! Revolution never seemed so cool! It was worth every cent spent and i dont mind watching it over and over again.

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanquished.

However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengence, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain. for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.

Beauty of the english language...... sadly i didnt write this.....

: ) bored

2006-11-02T01:08:00.000+08:00

DEATH NOTE!
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lim kopi

Kira

Killing L

L died

Rants help alot.

2006-10-28T10:54:00.000+08:00

Been BZ!!!!!! no time to blog...................until today! Somehow i didnt plan anything this saturday so i found time to blog! Grrrrr.... all those complaints and rants. Locked up inside me! If i dont let it out ill explode!!!!!!!!

Now to recent events. KIDS! i have came up with a new theory! WHY PARENTS DONT LET YOU TALK BACK. reason being very simple actually. Beacause they want to get away with everything they say! Because a parents hates nothing more than a good beat down by their kids in an argument. See... the "parent" stature gets to their head sometimes and they are really afraid of loosing that power as a parent over you. And there you have it. An inside of the psycology of parents.

This is one of the most contradicting shirt ive seen in a long while! No, not literature like that although contradicting, has a deeper meaning and some artistic touch to it. This shirt on the other hand. Is just plain terrible man.... Think about it. Will YOU, buy that shirt? Narrowing down, will ANY straight guy buy that? If you say yes, and if you do buy that shirt, i can predict your love life for the next few years. Hmmm... my great and powerful foresight tells me that you will impress NO girls wearing that shirt. They might think your GAY for picking out that shirt, not because its pink but it sucks. But than they ponder for awhile and think of the text. Than come to a conculsion. Your NOT gay. Your just merely a LOOSER. O ya. Did i mention? Bad sex. Badddddddddddd sex..................

Note the 2 pics. If i told you that the first pic was the lady ghost in the movie THE GRUDGE. and the upcoming movie, THE GRUDGE 2. But the second pic however is also the same ghost. Hmmm..... Why so different? First one is an american copied version of the same movie and the other is the original. Face it. Hollywood makes lousy ghost movies. The closest they can get is gore flicks. ( they make really nice gore flicks la ofcourse but the ghost one? ACk.....) Now thank me. Ive just saved you $8.50 before you used that sum on that cheap copy cat movie that is seriously lame ass to the max compared to the original.

Me + Camera = recipie for disaster!

2006-10-17T18:34:00.001+08:00

I picked out a bunch of pics that i made a fool out myself ! Went camera happy on graduation day i guess.. so these were just a few of em pics that either were tooken by me or my frens. To anyone who is seeing this. U know what this shows? Its fun. So if you get over agitated when someone takes a photo of u looking stupid, get over it! Dont be childish! You wont loose your job / boyfriend/ life.... sheesh....

Last friday was so called our graduation day BUT! there was only one problem. Unlike other schools we dont have a prom night. Ya, Not at all! Man! I mean its so ultra sian when u people show u their prom night photo, than when they ask u about yours, u didnt even have one! well... lousy school, what to expect.

On prom night many people cried. I seriously woundered why. HELL YOUR STILL COMING BACK NEXT WEEK EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL 3 right? So? Dont u find it abit over the edge already... maybe some people just get caught up in the moment too much, who knows.

I know this picture is damn dark, but if u are using an LCD screen than just stand up and u will see the pic. I know its poorly taken. Sorry about that. The point is however is that if u notice the centre of the picture (that is if u can see it in the first place la), You will notice that its Soo Gui Long there! Yes! Thats him! Somehow or rather, he has cast some sort of spell which made those girls (above) suddenly became very friendly with him. Im still unrevealing the mystery behind this as well as a similar case on Dr Yong. I have a STRONG feeling that the sources of magic are linked. But sources on Cher on the other hand, is completely redundent.

FUN PHRASE!

Why do people sleep in class? No, not because they have given up hope on studies. But because we are all CONQUERERS OF DREAM LAND!( This phrase was created by Han Pei and only Han Pei, please do not try to copy or go around claiming that you thought of it yourself. For the sake of you risking your ass being impaled by a stick (at rapid speeds not visable to the naked eye), i urge you to respect other people's work as you would want the same for yours.)

To children 12 and below reading this blog. There is no age restriction for viewing this blog. If in an event that your parents/ guardians/ teachers might ask where you have picked up this phrase, just say it was by confusious. I take it that your smart enough.

HAZE SUX!

2006-10-12T17:06:00.000+08:00

My Table.

Hw many weeks already? man... This shitty haze doesnt wanna go away.. why not some hurricane come along to indonesia, sucked up all the haze? Problem solved eh? But than again, the UN will go down and try to save the victims. Shit. I wish all those farmers and corrupt officials in Indonesia would just die..... By natural disaster... Than they cant blame any country for their losses...

This is how the street looked like last sat.... You wont even notice that there was an auntie in the pic... I wounder how drivers see bangalas than... poor bangalas... I really wish Singapore would drop a nuclear bomb somewhere... not enough to kill people... but enough to spread the fumes to Indonesia. No offense Indonesians... i know your have nothing to do with it.. Oh well... Tit for tat.

In just a blink of an eye.. five years have passed... i cant believe im finally graduating tomoro... Although my batch has already gone.. This one is special too... In someways... Thanks to everyone who saw me through these five years! Hope ive made an impact in this school. (although i never really tried) But im sure i did la... I hope my legacy as an Ass Clown lives on. Now it is in the hands of this guy (below). Make your older brother proud.

Me doing a Pod-cast! Well.. It wont be out anytime soon la. But maybe in the future.... First i need to find a crew crazy enough to do it with me.... MR BROWN! YOU WAIT! RETIRE WHILE U CAN!

"Q" Potatoes

2006-10-07T21:22:00.000+08:00

Yup, Im back. recently i havent been blogging so much cause u know.. shit happens... which = less frequent updates. However, no matter how busy i am, or even if im bed ridden... ill still find time to blog >_@. (laugh / roll your eye balls a few rounds.)

This is water rise food. They opened their frenchies around the island a few years ago but seriously, i have NEVER, been tempted to eat their food because it didnt really look as apptising to me. Everytime i go to parkway, i would definately choose over "old chan khee" stall over water rise (their side by side). Just look at it.. Their burgers cost $2.20 and its not very big... I'd rather get squids on a stick for a dollar... plus i BET it tastes alot better (but i cant say much for the fried sweet potato). Until TODAY. My old brother purchased this potato "Q" thingy... which was just a damn piece of mashed potato being fried with flour... What does the "Q" stand for any way? a QUAD potato? QUEER potato? QUILL potato? well.. one things for sure. Its not a QUALITY potato. It sux.

To compliment my earlier statement, just look at whats written on the back. WHO ACTUALLY COMPLAINS ABOUT THEIR PRODUCT! I didnt even see one thing that complements the product at all. It took them THOUSANDS OF HOURS to create this thing but it only took me 5 MINUTES to guess the ingredients in it. Its freaking fried breaded mashed potato! And it says that they TRIED UNTIL THEY HATED POTATOES BUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. This sentence contridicts itself! damn! I just tells people that deep down u HATE potatos ALOT. BUT you are just STUBBORN (ti ki) and dont want to admit it! After all that bull shit, they called it "Q" potatoes. SOME QUALITY PRODUCT AND PACKAGING.

Chicky boy!

2006-09-30T10:21:00.000+08:00

This is Zheng Zhi Hao. Better known as Chicky Vincent Zheng. Easily recognized for his geometrically accurate square face. (Yes! a Square Face) commonly mistaken for

well known for using this insult phrase "Dog!" or in dilect, "Kao!" He uses it so much to the extent that it can take up 50% of everything he says! If you think about it, he might as well be a poke'mon! am i right? Isn't it that poke'mon only say their names all the time?

Another charectoristic of this creature is he likes to boast that he can ejaculate 100 times a day. Hmmm.... seriously la. It just sounds plain disgusting la...

If you do it that much your cock would have blood spewing all over the place and would have rotted off in an instsant.

Chicky. i know if u are reading this, u know u cant deny the truth! I have Spun no story!

Everything here is done in good will and just for a few jokes. I know you'll understand. DOG!!!!!!!!

Han Pei becomes a movie critic

2006-09-30T09:07:00.000+08:00

Just yesterday i went to watch the movie Stay Alive. For those of u who are planning to watch that show, I wont say no, but neither would i say it's veyr fantastic. Basicly this Show is about some yuppies who play a beta test game that they inherit from a friend whom passed away (he died playing that game. Duh......) Now they are playing a game which that if they die in the game they die for real. Ofcourse, they dont know that yet. Soon one by one they die and they have to uncover the mystery behind the game but finally came to the conclusion that they have to play the game in order to solve it. (double duh...) Oh yeha. They also have to do it quickly because the cops are after them cause they think their the cause of their friends death.

Well the show is ok as it scares u mainly with shock factor than the disturbing factors. Loud sounds here and there but seriously la, the ghouls in the show are really terrrible man. I understand their from inside the game. But if they pop out in the real world at least make them abit scary right? And the worst part is when ever they die. They totally cut away the gorey scene. This is the biggest let down in thw whole movie. U reading this Director? THIS IS YOUR DOWNFALL!!!!!!! But i have to give him credit. Urban legend taken to a new level. Btw. October is hot for a goth chick/ lan shop auntie. But the show doesnt end here. Remember, the cops are still hunting them down right? So there is a 3:1 chance is that staying alive 2 would be called Catch me if you can, or if in an eventful twist, Grand Theft Auto : Still Alive!!!

PICASSO

2006-09-27T21:33:00.000+08:00

Above, u are witnessing Hanpei's verson of "Picasso".

Today i realised something.. i finally found out how geniuses get their inperations from to create such works of art... All of them probaby were like me! Was lazing around and had nothing better to do, therefore.. started creating masterpieces!
I understand the picture is sketchy and lack the rendering. But what do u expect? I did it in ten minutes with nothing but a pilot 1.0 tip ball point pen and a piece of full scape paper! Not all works of art has to be done on canvas or in bronze right? if so... why did cave man drew on the walls??? To parents, if your kid does that, he is a born artist! Punishing him and discouraging him will only put his artistic career at risk! Wonder why there are so few brillant artists in the world? blame it on you guys!
Anyway, this picture portrays someone whom is hopeless in chasing girls. Not sad, but depressed. With a dark cloud hanging over his head and the warped world which is the cruel reality. Fancy coming up with all that in just one maths period eh? haha! enjoy.

Just another post....

2006-09-24T16:35:00.000+08:00

U know its really funny, like how it ended so soon. Hmmm. Well i dont regret anything actually well i did try fucking hard for it to work between us la but... only you know why we broke up . Good luck Avril, i hope your happier this way. Recovering over a devastating stab to the heart, heres another post! Ohh drumming is so fun! If you think its easy think again! Here is a score sheet for beginners.

Anyway, we performed today for a group of old people becasue they came from some hospital or somewhere. Hmmm.... to some people drumming may be noisy, but to old people... i think thats the ONLY form of music they can hear clearly.... but i ever wounder what i'd look like when IM old........

Racism! Read!

2006-09-19T20:39:00.000+08:00

Man, i still cant upload that damn picture onto my blog. But hey! Ill still write about stuff. Infact, i can now blog about stuff i always wanted to rant about but never really got the chance to. Like Komala's for example! Some of you dont know this but in little india and various places in singapore, there is ACTUALLY an indian fast food restraunt dedicated to vegetarians! Well. This was what happened when i visited their outlet in little india. The place was ok. It was not bad. It had a B for cleaneness. However, i think they should really hire Bi-lingual staff or some native speaker of the english language because it was really irritating talking to one of their crew members managing the counter. He cant pronounce the letter "A" ! I ordered item A 05 on the menu and he went like, " you want YeaaH one right?" At that point of time it was thinking... what the hell is YeaaH? An upsize? A students meal discount? or a surprise toy inside? He went on YeaaHing for a few minutes. I got fed up and just said. "I want THAT one". Why didnt i do that earlier.... Anyways, i wanted to relieve myself and looked for the universal "blue man, red woman" sign but upon further examination, i realised the sign was portraying an indian man and woman! Whats up with that! Its so racist! If you were a tourists and this is your first time in Singapore. (which in fact, little india is a place where most tourist go to) and you see THAT? how would that make you feel? You'd feel discreminated right? Like only indians can use their toilets! In places like bugis their toilets have rather detailed pictures of man and woman but i dont see them refering to any race? You dont walk into a chinese restraunt and see a picture of a man, head half shaven and with pleat behind his neck on the front of a door do you? The only time you'd see that is in a chinese movie and it's an artist impression of a wanted man. So come on la people! Take the damn thing down la. Nver heard before? "When in rome?" Well when in singapore, dont be so racist! Be sensitive about other races! ok? Yeaaah???

And now the answers to Test of Intel. no. 2!

Differences:
1. Pic A was taken 5 secounds Before pic B
2. In pic B, you can see a face inside the white house.
3. The two cyclist in pic B gained 5 pounds.
4. Most obviously, All of the plants in pic B, were doing photosynthesis.

Did you get all of them correct? Did you cheat? Yes? WELL DONE! Those of you who have gotton all 4 correct can redeem from a this "special" $10 bill! It cannot be used in vending machines or top up machines of any sort! Neither will it be accepted by any shop vender because it is not crumpled but melted! YES! Melted! Some INTELLIGENT person went to iron my white shirt not noticing a red paper inside and look! Instant results! Permanant money print of a $10 bill on your shirt!

Test of Intelligence No. 2 !

2006-09-15T22:04:00.000+08:00

Pic A
Pic B

News Flash! Ive cut my hair, and its as short as a certain somebody, but i just want to make it clear that i did not step him! Only cut this hair stye becase the hair dresser (brain washer) was so good at making me feel good about myself and telling me that how straight my hair was and why i should cut it that way. Damn! i actually wanted to do a post on something really cool you know? But i couldnt upload the bloody image! Looking into the matter, so to all my loyal fans, heres a filler? Test of intelligence No. 2!!! Backed by popular demand!

There are differences in the two pictures above. Besides the obvious fact that in pic B the cat is licking it's genitals and theres a white car, spot the other differences in the picture. There ARE differences! Think both in and out of the box. Trust me, there are more differences than you think.... Answers will be out in the next update of fromthesewersofsg2.blogspot.com! Enjoy!

Today's Special Guest: Kabuki Shawala

2006-09-13T19:29:00.000+08:00

It a hot and monotonous day. The heat was really getting to my head and i already felt the expired milk i had chugged down in the morning in the mids of rushing for school. My bowls were raging a war inside me but yet i remained calm. I decided to take an afternoon snooze. Well actually i was not suppose to because i was taking my Maths paper 2 prelimaray exams and i was barely half way through the test. Althought i would have slapped myself later, i did infact went to sleep. As i started my flight to dream land, i felt a thump on my head. i rose up only to find myself still in the exam hall. But there was something strange.. a presence i did felt.. and i looked up and i saw a strange ape like creature.
This is the dialog session i had with it. LT will represent me and KS will be representing it.

KS:Hi
LT: What the fuck are you?
KS: Are you retarded im a monkey!
LT: Oh ya.. but i dont know any monkeys that can talk or fly..
KS: Thats because we are not the type that are born in the wild. I was made in a factory.
LT: So your a robort?
KS: How fucking stupid can u get? Im a monkey! A Toy monkey! Its just that when i was made, my creater made me with LOVE, and now im a real boy....
LT: <{=........... ok.......... so why are you here?
KS: Because you are a lazy boy who refuses to work hard.
LT: really? How do you know?
KS: I have my wayyyyyysssssssss....
LT:So your here to motivate me and become a pivot in my life where everything goes up hill?
KS: NO. I jst came here cause no one would play with me.
LT: I probably can guess why........
KS: By the way. Why is there a tiny house next to your school's basketball court?
LT: Oh thats betty, the worst care taker in the world. She tinks she is the principal of the school too...
KS: But why is she staying in the school?
LT: Homeless probably.....
KS: Lucky for her.. if she was a hobo on the street, i'd spit on her cause her face is so down penis.
LT: Me too. By the way why do you carry a dildo in your arms... Do you even need that?
KS: He's my son you fucker.... we all look like that when were young.
LT: So you once looked like a............ never mind.
KS: So tell me, who is that hot babe in sleveless?
LT: You must be blind.... thats the worst POA teacher in the universe, Tan A. H.
KS: But she is so sexy! what an ape like face... and that chicken wings for arms with bean sprouts under them, what a delicousy! MMMmmmm... do you mind if i masterbate right now? Her goddess figure... i cant find anything like that in my dimention!
LT: Please take her away.... It would make us so happy...
KS: Dont mind if i do. But im going now.
LT: Hey i didnt catch your name!
KS: Its Kabuki Shawala
LT: Thats a really stupid name....
KS: I know.....

This concludes the first episode of Hanpei's dialog sesson with that thing... Stay tuned for the next episode!

I dont understand why superman comic strips were so popular last time!!!

2006-09-11T22:09:00.000+08:00

This was a comic strip that was extracted from the comic book " super friends!". Firstly this is why i seldom read retro comic strips. disregarding the quality. Just look at the context. Isn't it so damn lame! OK, for the benefit of those who never ever watched cartoons or read a comic strip, superman has super strength, invulnarablity heat vision, x ray vision and can fly. In this segment, he is being ambushed by a boy. The boy takes a ready made lead mask and covers supermans face. Now, lets just say MAYBE the boy already prepared a lead mask for superman to blind him. But i dont see why superman is struggling! Is it even troublesome for him to get rid of the mask???? So what if he cant see through lead. He has hands for god sake! with super strength to add on! i dont see why he couldnt just rip it off his face! Or, he could have just used his heat vision right? his heat vision couldnt be that lousy it cant even melt lead. If so, it should be called slightly warm vision. Lastly. This also shows how stupid super heros sound when they think aloud. I think the comic would have been better if superman would just say things like " FU CK YOU! You little piece of shit!" or just make up an excuse once in awhile. He really sounds like a NERD. I guess the artist who drew this series of superman forgot to add a fundimental thing into the comic. An average size brain.

A must See!

2006-09-10T15:03:00.000+08:00

This is my first ever, ghost recording ever published for the eyes of the public. See! I told u! there are paranormal being in this world and i have proof! There! NO camera trick or photo editing. As you can see only photo's of (it's) hand is posted due to viewer discretion. There. I have nothing more to say exapt that i am not a lier. Please do not try to judge this photos with your inteing theory cause no one would really care. Can you really blame me if that styrofoam hand HAPPEND to get dislocated out of it's styrofoam body and HAPPEN to crawl onto my shoulder and lift me into the air and my younger brother HAPPEN to take those photos in poor lighting? Dont answer that.

If your my friend pls read this!

2006-09-08T20:59:00.000+08:00

Fuck... I know it sounds crude to start a sentence this way but i really dunno how else to. Haha! Is just that at some point of time, a guy has to really sit down and think about his life. And i feel that everything in my life has happened due to a series of events linking to other events hence landing to what i am today. Well, i cant say im in that good a state or anything... but what i can say is that throughout my life, ive been through loads of shit and like they say, what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger. It's true... when you suffer, you will heal. And i cant say ive made it on my own cause i wouldnt be here today if it werent for my my friends, All my friends.
I have good friends. People who really cared about me. People who go the extra mile eventhough it might cost them. My friends have always been there for me wheater it was just for that crucial moment or been with me through out. You guys really helped me alot. So if your are reading this post, I just rally want to say thank you with the deepest sinceriety for helping me all these yours. Wheather we re still close or we have already walked our separeate ways, you people will forever be in my heart.

Unlucky Number 9 ?!?

2006-09-07T21:16:00.001+08:00

Boom shaka la ka! i just felt that i wanted to start of todays's entry by saying that My stead and I are back BABY! woot! to think that she will really go with that guy.. HA! Anyways, juz yesterday my mum asked me. "pei pei ar, where u going?" Me : " Out." Mother say : " with who? Your Jin ar?" Me : "Noooooooooooooo..... we already broke up. Im going out with my frens." Mother say: "What time coming home?" Me: "I think quite late le.. i will remember to lock the back door when i get home la." Mother say: Why do u always have to come back so late? dont u know that the police have been catching teens who have been loitering in a group at night? I tell you ar.. From now on, 9 is considered late! You are not allowed to stay out after that!" Me: "............................... BrrrrrrrrrRRRR.... ok i go already liao byebye. " And i came home at 11 that night." U know what this proves? Police WONT catch you! Its dumb to even think that! Unless your smoking or your drinking or burning a rubbish bin, a police will not catch you for no reason. Seriously la... Police man are humans too. Don u think they have nothing better to do? U think they spend whole night catching innocent boys they will get Pay raise meh? Same goes for pirated dvd and games right, Mata also play PS2 lor... Secondly. I have been going out and having late nights since i was sec 3. What the hell makes her think that i will come home at 9 every night because PoLiCe WilL CaTcH Me? Come on la... I thought she was really degrading me by talking to me like that. like im in primary school! Its not that i don respect authoriety or anything but i know for myself that its a LAMEO reason to tell me lor. I DO read the papers and i DO read the stuff in smaller font. Seriously, curfue at 9 at my age. Never gonna happen.

2006-09-07T21:16:00.000+08:00

HANPEI's TEST of INTELLIGENCE. TEST 1

2006-09-05T09:26:00.000+08:00

Here i am finding myself doing nothing infront of the com. So i thought.... WHY. Why do people have to be bored! Its not fair! So for the benifit of man-kind. I present to u HANPEI's TEST of INTELLIGENCE! TEST no. 1 !

Complete the sentence.

Although i may seem like a _ _ _ _ for ACTUALLY doing this test. I have actually wasted _ _ _ minutes of my life and i am feeling _ _ _ _ bored! Thanks to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ test of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! i feel alot better in life now. I feel like giveing him _ _ _ dollars the next time i see him.

The first test is a no brainer. Look out for other HANPEI's test of INTELLIGENCE in the near future!
Good luck all my FUCKING friends!

LOST! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS T-SHIRT? REWARD GIVEN!

2006-09-04T21:39:00.000+08:00

Authentic one of its kind “officially TAGGED” MANJUSRI. PE T-shirt is Lost! Last seen in MJR sec school or some other place the owner cannot recall. Preferably in the area of Sims drive. The owner misses her (Yes, its a SHE!) and wishes that the thief (likely to be) return it to her rightful owner. Although the owner appreciates the artistic taste of the thief, he might also be feeling like a fucking fool now as he has just stolen someones smelly sweaty PE t-shirt. A large CASH reward (66 666) will be give to whomever brings back the shirt to rightful in one piece.For enquiries please call 1800 FUCKYOUTSHIRTTHIEF . Thank you.

Terms and conditions: upon collection of cash reward money, collector must kneel and beg for his/ her money and perform various tricks that are achievable by dogs.

Not funny at all. Don even know wad to say...

2006-09-04T20:58:00.000+08:00

Extracted from her blog.
i just hung up the phone..i had nothin more to say..now im gonna write everything out that i could not say on the phone as my heart wouldnt let me...i know you've been trying your ass off to make this work and you can also say this is my fault cause somehow im just running away from this problem i feel that its like somehow you know we dont fit each other...you said over the phone that it takes two hands to clap..i agree...but somehow i find my slef running away from the problem like i just dun wanna face it...i find my self getting selish like i say i dun wanna trouble you or tell you my problems..which is true and its like i feel like its not right saying them to you even though you say thats what your here for..my tittle "crimson ice bittersweet"is reaqlly cause i think i cannot forget him but im really trying too..i really am...i know this is gonna hurt you lots..but im really tired of facing it...i feel so guilty for still havent complety forgetting him i fell so bad for treating you this way..i mean you love me lots and stuff i but the more i think about it the more i think this cannot work...i guess last time i used to stand up but now i just seem to run away from the problems..no one wants to get hurt even you but you dun care cause you wanna make this work...but i found my self thinking selfish thoughts like trying not to get too close cause then it wouldnt hurt so much...i think i have a point in saying that i really dun desrve the love your giving me so much the love that you would go through hell for me...ithink i can say that a girl better then me does deserve it and i guess i just wasnt ready for your love cause im still not through getiing over...if this continues on i guess its just gonna hurt both of us...but i really dunno what to say like how to face this...oh shit this sucks i really dnno what to do or say..i guess ...oh forget it...

Day 2, and still waiting for your decision.

This ish my life. I do stupid things SOMETIMES but thats just me! For the greater good!

2006-09-04T20:45:00.000+08:00

This is obviously the first entry into my blog. Frankly i dunno.. i always wanted to blog but i think i just too lazy too. But! after a change of heart, it seems that ever so free (me) has decided i will shower the world with ever so much lameness that hopefully your might find digestable to read. and there! my first post....