Rants help alot.

Been BZ!!!!!! no time to blog...................until today! Somehow i didnt plan anything this saturday so i found time to blog! Grrrrr.... all those complaints and rants. Locked up inside me! If i dont let it out ill explode!!!!!!!!

Now to recent events. KIDS! i have came up with a new theory! WHY PARENTS DONT LET YOU TALK BACK. reason being very simple actually. Beacause they want to get away with everything they say! Because a parents hates nothing more than a good beat down by their kids in an argument. See... the "parent" stature gets to their head sometimes and they are really afraid of loosing that power as a parent over you. And there you have it. An inside of the psycology of parents.

This is one of the most contradicting shirt ive seen in a long while! No, not literature like that although contradicting, has a deeper meaning and some artistic touch to it. This shirt on the other hand. Is just plain terrible man.... Think about it. Will YOU, buy that shirt? Narrowing down, will ANY straight guy buy that? If you say yes, and if you do buy that shirt, i can predict your love life for the next few years. Hmmm... my great and powerful foresight tells me that you will impress NO girls wearing that shirt. They might think your GAY for picking out that shirt, not because its pink but it sucks. But than they ponder for awhile and think of the text. Than come to a conculsion. Your NOT gay. Your just merely a LOOSER. O ya. Did i mention? Bad sex. Badddddddddddd sex..................

Note the 2 pics. If i told you that the first pic was the lady ghost in the movie THE GRUDGE. and the upcoming movie, THE GRUDGE 2. But the second pic however is also the same ghost. Hmmm..... Why so different? First one is an american copied version of the same movie and the other is the original. Face it. Hollywood makes lousy ghost movies. The closest they can get is gore flicks. ( they make really nice gore flicks la ofcourse but the ghost one? ACk.....) Now thank me. Ive just saved you $8.50 before you used that sum on that cheap copy cat movie that is seriously lame ass to the max compared to the original.

Me + Camera = recipie for disaster!

I picked out a bunch of pics that i made a fool out myself ! Went camera happy on graduation day i guess.. so these were just a few of em pics that either were tooken by me or my frens. To anyone who is seeing this. U know what this shows? Its fun. So if you get over agitated when someone takes a photo of u looking stupid, get over it! Dont be childish! You wont loose your job / boyfriend/ life.... sheesh....

Last friday was so called our graduation day BUT! there was only one problem. Unlike other schools we dont have a prom night. Ya, Not at all! Man! I mean its so ultra sian when u people show u their prom night photo, than when they ask u about yours, u didnt even have one! well... lousy school, what to expect.

On prom night many people cried. I seriously woundered why. HELL YOUR STILL COMING BACK NEXT WEEK EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL 3 right? So? Dont u find it abit over the edge already... maybe some people just get caught up in the moment too much, who knows.

I know this picture is damn dark, but if u are using an LCD screen than just stand up and u will see the pic. I know its poorly taken. Sorry about that. The point is however is that if u notice the centre of the picture (that is if u can see it in the first place la), You will notice that its Soo Gui Long there! Yes! Thats him! Somehow or rather, he has cast some sort of spell which made those girls (above) suddenly became very friendly with him. Im still unrevealing the mystery behind this as well as a similar case on Dr Yong. I have a STRONG feeling that the sources of magic are linked. But sources on Cher on the other hand, is completely redundent.

FUN PHRASE!

Why do people sleep in class? No, not because they have given up hope on studies. But because we are all CONQUERERS OF DREAM LAND!( This phrase was created by Han Pei and only Han Pei, please do not try to copy or go around claiming that you thought of it yourself. For the sake of you risking your ass being impaled by a stick (at rapid speeds not visable to the naked eye), i urge you to respect other people's work as you would want the same for yours.)

To children 12 and below reading this blog. There is no age restriction for viewing this blog. If in an event that your parents/ guardians/ teachers might ask where you have picked up this phrase, just say it was by confusious. I take it that your smart enough.

HAZE SUX!

My Table.


Hw many weeks already? man... This shitty haze doesnt wanna go away.. why not some hurricane come along to indonesia, sucked up all the haze? Problem solved eh? But than again, the UN will go down and try to save the victims. Shit. I wish all those farmers and corrupt officials in Indonesia would just die..... By natural disaster... Than they cant blame any country for their losses...

This is how the street looked like last sat.... You wont even notice that there was an auntie in the pic... I wounder how drivers see bangalas than... poor bangalas... I really wish Singapore would drop a nuclear bomb somewhere... not enough to kill people... but enough to spread the fumes to Indonesia. No offense Indonesians... i know your have nothing to do with it.. Oh well... Tit for tat.

In just a blink of an eye.. five years have passed... i cant believe im finally graduating tomoro... Although my batch has already gone.. This one is special too... In someways... Thanks to everyone who saw me through these five years! Hope ive made an impact in this school. (although i never really tried) But im sure i did la... I hope my legacy as an Ass Clown lives on. Now it is in the hands of this guy (below). Make your older brother proud.

Me doing a Pod-cast! Well.. It wont be out anytime soon la. But maybe in the future.... First i need to find a crew crazy enough to do it with me.... MR BROWN! YOU WAIT! RETIRE WHILE U CAN!

"Q" Potatoes

Yup, Im back. recently i havent been blogging so much cause u know.. shit happens... which = less frequent updates. However, no matter how busy i am, or even if im bed ridden... ill still find time to blog >_@. (laugh / roll your eye balls a few rounds.)

This is water rise food. They opened their frenchies around the island a few years ago but seriously, i have NEVER, been tempted to eat their food because it didnt really look as apptising to me. Everytime i go to parkway, i would definately choose over "old chan khee" stall over water rise (their side by side). Just look at it.. Their burgers cost $2.20 and its not very big... I'd rather get squids on a stick for a dollar... plus i BET it tastes alot better (but i cant say much for the fried sweet potato). Until TODAY. My old brother purchased this potato "Q" thingy... which was just a damn piece of mashed potato being fried with flour... What does the "Q" stand for any way? a QUAD potato? QUEER potato? QUILL potato? well.. one things for sure. Its not a QUALITY potato. It sux.

To compliment my earlier statement, just look at whats written on the back. WHO ACTUALLY COMPLAINS ABOUT THEIR PRODUCT! I didnt even see one thing that complements the product at all. It took them THOUSANDS OF HOURS to create this thing but it only took me 5 MINUTES to guess the ingredients in it. Its freaking fried breaded mashed potato! And it says that they TRIED UNTIL THEY HATED POTATOES BUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. This sentence contridicts itself! damn! I just tells people that deep down u HATE potatos ALOT. BUT you are just STUBBORN (ti ki) and dont want to admit it! After all that bull shit, they called it "Q" potatoes. SOME QUALITY PRODUCT AND PACKAGING.