Chicky boy!

This is Zheng Zhi Hao. Better known as Chicky Vincent Zheng. Easily recognized for his geometrically accurate square face. (Yes! a Square Face) commonly mistaken for

Or

well known for using this insult phrase "Dog!" or in dilect, "Kao!" He uses it so much to the extent that it can take up 50% of everything he says! If you think about it, he might as well be a poke'mon! am i right? Isn't it that poke'mon only say their names all the time?

Another charectoristic of this creature is he likes to boast that he can ejaculate 100 times a day. Hmmm.... seriously la. It just sounds plain disgusting la...

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If you do it that much your cock would have blood spewing all over the place and would have rotted off in an instsant.

Chicky. i know if u are reading this, u know u cant deny the truth! I have Spun no story!

Everything here is done in good will and just for a few jokes. I know you'll understand. DOG!!!!!!!!

Han Pei becomes a movie critic

Just yesterday i went to watch the movie Stay Alive. For those of u who are planning to watch that show, I wont say no, but neither would i say it's veyr fantastic. Basicly this Show is about some yuppies who play a beta test game that they inherit from a friend whom passed away (he died playing that game. Duh......) Now they are playing a game which that if they die in the game they die for real. Ofcourse, they dont know that yet. Soon one by one they die and they have to uncover the mystery behind the game but finally came to the conclusion that they have to play the game in order to solve it. (double duh...) Oh yeha. They also have to do it quickly because the cops are after them cause they think their the cause of their friends death.

Well the show is ok as it scares u mainly with shock factor than the disturbing factors. Loud sounds here and there but seriously la, the ghouls in the show are really terrrible man. I understand their from inside the game. But if they pop out in the real world at least make them abit scary right? And the worst part is when ever they die. They totally cut away the gorey scene. This is the biggest let down in thw whole movie. U reading this Director? THIS IS YOUR DOWNFALL!!!!!!! But i have to give him credit. Urban legend taken to a new level. Btw. October is hot for a goth chick/ lan shop auntie. But the show doesnt end here. Remember, the cops are still hunting them down right? So there is a 3:1 chance is that staying alive 2 would be called Catch me if you can, or if in an eventful twist, Grand Theft Auto : Still Alive!!!

PICASSO

Above, u are witnessing Hanpei's verson of "Picasso".

Today i realised something.. i finally found out how geniuses get their inperations from to create such works of art... All of them probaby were like me! Was lazing around and had nothing better to do, therefore.. started creating masterpieces!
I understand the picture is sketchy and lack the rendering. But what do u expect? I did it in ten minutes with nothing but a pilot 1.0 tip ball point pen and a piece of full scape paper! Not all works of art has to be done on canvas or in bronze right? if so... why did cave man drew on the walls??? To parents, if your kid does that, he is a born artist! Punishing him and discouraging him will only put his artistic career at risk! Wonder why there are so few brillant artists in the world? blame it on you guys!
Anyway, this picture portrays someone whom is hopeless in chasing girls. Not sad, but depressed. With a dark cloud hanging over his head and the warped world which is the cruel reality. Fancy coming up with all that in just one maths period eh? haha! enjoy.

Just another post....

U know its really funny, like how it ended so soon. Hmmm. Well i dont regret anything actually well i did try fucking hard for it to work between us la but... only you know why we broke up . Good luck Avril, i hope your happier this way. Recovering over a devastating stab to the heart, heres another post! Ohh drumming is so fun! If you think its easy think again! Here is a score sheet for beginners.

Anyway, we performed today for a group of old people becasue they came from some hospital or somewhere. Hmmm.... to some people drumming may be noisy, but to old people... i think thats the ONLY form of music they can hear clearly.... but i ever wounder what i'd look like when IM old........

Racism! Read!

Man, i still cant upload that damn picture onto my blog. But hey! Ill still write about stuff. Infact, i can now blog about stuff i always wanted to rant about but never really got the chance to. Like Komala's for example! Some of you dont know this but in little india and various places in singapore, there is ACTUALLY an indian fast food restraunt dedicated to vegetarians! Well. This was what happened when i visited their outlet in little india. The place was ok. It was not bad. It had a B for cleaneness. However, i think they should really hire Bi-lingual staff or some native speaker of the english language because it was really irritating talking to one of their crew members managing the counter. He cant pronounce the letter "A" ! I ordered item A 05 on the menu and he went like, " you want YeaaH one right?" At that point of time it was thinking... what the hell is YeaaH? An upsize? A students meal discount? or a surprise toy inside? He went on YeaaHing for a few minutes. I got fed up and just said. "I want THAT one". Why didnt i do that earlier.... Anyways, i wanted to relieve myself and looked for the universal "blue man, red woman" sign but upon further examination, i realised the sign was portraying an indian man and woman! Whats up with that! Its so racist! If you were a tourists and this is your first time in Singapore. (which in fact, little india is a place where most tourist go to) and you see THAT? how would that make you feel? You'd feel discreminated right? Like only indians can use their toilets! In places like bugis their toilets have rather detailed pictures of man and woman but i dont see them refering to any race? You dont walk into a chinese restraunt and see a picture of a man, head half shaven and with pleat behind his neck on the front of a door do you? The only time you'd see that is in a chinese movie and it's an artist impression of a wanted man. So come on la people! Take the damn thing down la. Nver heard before? "When in rome?" Well when in singapore, dont be so racist! Be sensitive about other races! ok? Yeaaah???


And now the answers to Test of Intel. no. 2!

Differences:
1. Pic A was taken 5 secounds Before pic B
2. In pic B, you can see a face inside the white house.
3. The two cyclist in pic B gained 5 pounds.
4. Most obviously, All of the plants in pic B, were doing photosynthesis.

Did you get all of them correct? Did you cheat? Yes? WELL DONE! Those of you who have gotton all 4 correct can redeem from a this "special" $10 bill! It cannot be used in vending machines or top up machines of any sort! Neither will it be accepted by any shop vender because it is not crumpled but melted! YES! Melted! Some INTELLIGENT person went to iron my white shirt not noticing a red paper inside and look! Instant results! Permanant money print of a $10 bill on your shirt!

Test of Intelligence No. 2 !

Pic A
Pic B

News Flash! Ive cut my hair, and its as short as a certain somebody, but i just want to make it clear that i did not step him! Only cut this hair stye becase the hair dresser (brain washer) was so good at making me feel good about myself and telling me that how straight my hair was and why i should cut it that way. Damn! i actually wanted to do a post on something really cool you know? But i couldnt upload the bloody image! Looking into the matter, so to all my loyal fans, heres a filler? Test of intelligence No. 2!!! Backed by popular demand!

There are differences in the two pictures above. Besides the obvious fact that in pic B the cat is licking it's genitals and theres a white car, spot the other differences in the picture. There ARE differences! Think both in and out of the box. Trust me, there are more differences than you think.... Answers will be out in the next update of fromthesewersofsg2.blogspot.com! Enjoy!

Today's Special Guest: Kabuki Shawala

It a hot and monotonous day. The heat was really getting to my head and i already felt the expired milk i had chugged down in the morning in the mids of rushing for school. My bowls were raging a war inside me but yet i remained calm. I decided to take an afternoon snooze. Well actually i was not suppose to because i was taking my Maths paper 2 prelimaray exams and i was barely half way through the test. Althought i would have slapped myself later, i did infact went to sleep. As i started my flight to dream land, i felt a thump on my head. i rose up only to find myself still in the exam hall. But there was something strange.. a presence i did felt.. and i looked up and i saw a strange ape like creature.
This is the dialog session i had with it. LT will represent me and KS will be representing it.

KS:Hi
LT: What the fuck are you?
KS: Are you retarded im a monkey!
LT: Oh ya.. but i dont know any monkeys that can talk or fly..
KS: Thats because we are not the type that are born in the wild. I was made in a factory.
LT: So your a robort?
KS: How fucking stupid can u get? Im a monkey! A Toy monkey! Its just that when i was made, my creater made me with LOVE, and now im a real boy....
LT: <{=........... ok.......... so why are you here?
KS: Because you are a lazy boy who refuses to work hard.
LT: really? How do you know?
KS: I have my wayyyyyysssssssss....
LT:So your here to motivate me and become a pivot in my life where everything goes up hill?
KS: NO. I jst came here cause no one would play with me.
LT: I probably can guess why........
KS: By the way. Why is there a tiny house next to your school's basketball court?
LT: Oh thats betty, the worst care taker in the world. She tinks she is the principal of the school too...
KS: But why is she staying in the school?
LT: Homeless probably.....
KS: Lucky for her.. if she was a hobo on the street, i'd spit on her cause her face is so down penis.
LT: Me too. By the way why do you carry a dildo in your arms... Do you even need that?
KS: He's my son you fucker.... we all look like that when were young.
LT: So you once looked like a............ never mind.
KS: So tell me, who is that hot babe in sleveless?
LT: You must be blind.... thats the worst POA teacher in the universe, Tan A. H.
KS: But she is so sexy! what an ape like face... and that chicken wings for arms with bean sprouts under them, what a delicousy! MMMmmmm... do you mind if i masterbate right now? Her goddess figure... i cant find anything like that in my dimention!
LT: Please take her away.... It would make us so happy...
KS: Dont mind if i do. But im going now.
LT: Hey i didnt catch your name!
KS: Its Kabuki Shawala
LT: Thats a really stupid name....
KS: I know.....



This concludes the first episode of Hanpei's dialog sesson with that thing... Stay tuned for the next episode!

I dont understand why superman comic strips were so popular last time!!!

This was a comic strip that was extracted from the comic book " super friends!". Firstly this is why i seldom read retro comic strips. disregarding the quality. Just look at the context. Isn't it so damn lame! OK, for the benefit of those who never ever watched cartoons or read a comic strip, superman has super strength, invulnarablity heat vision, x ray vision and can fly. In this segment, he is being ambushed by a boy. The boy takes a ready made lead mask and covers supermans face. Now, lets just say MAYBE the boy already prepared a lead mask for superman to blind him. But i dont see why superman is struggling! Is it even troublesome for him to get rid of the mask???? So what if he cant see through lead. He has hands for god sake! with super strength to add on! i dont see why he couldnt just rip it off his face! Or, he could have just used his heat vision right? his heat vision couldnt be that lousy it cant even melt lead. If so, it should be called slightly warm vision. Lastly. This also shows how stupid super heros sound when they think aloud. I think the comic would have been better if superman would just say things like " FU CK YOU! You little piece of shit!" or just make up an excuse once in awhile. He really sounds like a NERD. I guess the artist who drew this series of superman forgot to add a fundimental thing into the comic. An average size brain.

A must See!

This is my first ever, ghost recording ever published for the eyes of the public. See! I told u! there are paranormal being in this world and i have proof! There! NO camera trick or photo editing. As you can see only photo's of (it's) hand is posted due to viewer discretion. There. I have nothing more to say exapt that i am not a lier. Please do not try to judge this photos with your inteing theory cause no one would really care. Can you really blame me if that styrofoam hand HAPPEND to get dislocated out of it's styrofoam body and HAPPEN to crawl onto my shoulder and lift me into the air and my younger brother HAPPEN to take those photos in poor lighting? Dont answer that.

If your my friend pls read this!

Fuck... I know it sounds crude to start a sentence this way but i really dunno how else to. Haha! Is just that at some point of time, a guy has to really sit down and think about his life. And i feel that everything in my life has happened due to a series of events linking to other events hence landing to what i am today. Well, i cant say im in that good a state or anything... but what i can say is that throughout my life, ive been through loads of shit and like they say, what doesnt kill you only makes you stronger. It's true... when you suffer, you will heal. And i cant say ive made it on my own cause i wouldnt be here today if it werent for my my friends, All my friends.
I have good friends. People who really cared about me. People who go the extra mile eventhough it might cost them. My friends have always been there for me wheater it was just for that crucial moment or been with me through out. You guys really helped me alot. So if your are reading this post, I just rally want to say thank you with the deepest sinceriety for helping me all these yours. Wheather we re still close or we have already walked our separeate ways, you people will forever be in my heart.

Unlucky Number 9 ?!?

Boom shaka la ka! i just felt that i wanted to start of todays's entry by saying that My stead and I are back BABY! woot! to think that she will really go with that guy.. HA! Anyways, juz yesterday my mum asked me. "pei pei ar, where u going?" Me : " Out." Mother say : " with who? Your Jin ar?" Me : "Noooooooooooooo..... we already broke up. Im going out with my frens." Mother say: "What time coming home?" Me: "I think quite late le.. i will remember to lock the back door when i get home la." Mother say: Why do u always have to come back so late? dont u know that the police have been catching teens who have been loitering in a group at night? I tell you ar.. From now on, 9 is considered late! You are not allowed to stay out after that!" Me: "............................... BrrrrrrrrrRRRR.... ok i go already liao byebye. " And i came home at 11 that night." U know what this proves? Police WONT catch you! Its dumb to even think that! Unless your smoking or your drinking or burning a rubbish bin, a police will not catch you for no reason. Seriously la... Police man are humans too. Don u think they have nothing better to do? U think they spend whole night catching innocent boys they will get Pay raise meh? Same goes for pirated dvd and games right, Mata also play PS2 lor... Secondly. I have been going out and having late nights since i was sec 3. What the hell makes her think that i will come home at 9 every night because PoLiCe WilL CaTcH Me? Come on la... I thought she was really degrading me by talking to me like that. like im in primary school! Its not that i don respect authoriety or anything but i know for myself that its a LAMEO reason to tell me lor. I DO read the papers and i DO read the stuff in smaller font. Seriously, curfue at 9 at my age. Never gonna happen.

HANPEI's TEST of INTELLIGENCE. TEST 1

Here i am finding myself doing nothing infront of the com. So i thought.... WHY. Why do people have to be bored! Its not fair! So for the benifit of man-kind. I present to u HANPEI's TEST of INTELLIGENCE! TEST no. 1 !

Complete the sentence.

Although i may seem like a _ _ _ _ for ACTUALLY doing this test. I have actually wasted _ _ _ minutes of my life and i am feeling _ _ _ _ bored! Thanks to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ test of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! i feel alot better in life now. I feel like giveing him _ _ _ dollars the next time i see him.

The first test is a no brainer. Look out for other HANPEI's test of INTELLIGENCE in the near future!
Good luck all my FUCKING friends!

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Not funny at all. Don even know wad to say...

Extracted from her blog.
i just hung up the phone..i had nothin more to say..now im gonna write everything out that i could not say on the phone as my heart wouldnt let me...i know you've been trying your ass off to make this work and you can also say this is my fault cause somehow im just running away from this problem i feel that its like somehow you know we dont fit each other...you said over the phone that it takes two hands to clap..i agree...but somehow i find my slef running away from the problem like i just dun wanna face it...i find my self getting selish like i say i dun wanna trouble you or tell you my problems..which is true and its like i feel like its not right saying them to you even though you say thats what your here for..my tittle "crimson ice bittersweet"is reaqlly cause i think i cannot forget him but im really trying too..i really am...i know this is gonna hurt you lots..but im really tired of facing it...i feel so guilty for still havent complety forgetting him i fell so bad for treating you this way..i mean you love me lots and stuff i but the more i think about it the more i think this cannot work...i guess last time i used to stand up but now i just seem to run away from the problems..no one wants to get hurt even you but you dun care cause you wanna make this work...but i found my self thinking selfish thoughts like trying not to get too close cause then it wouldnt hurt so much...i think i have a point in saying that i really dun desrve the love your giving me so much the love that you would go through hell for me...ithink i can say that a girl better then me does deserve it and i guess i just wasnt ready for your love cause im still not through getiing over...if this continues on i guess its just gonna hurt both of us...but i really dunno what to say like how to face this...oh shit this sucks i really dnno what to do or say..i guess ...oh forget it...

Day 2, and still waiting for your decision.

This ish my life. I do stupid things SOMETIMES but thats just me! For the greater good!

This is obviously the first entry into my blog. Frankly i dunno.. i always wanted to blog but i think i just too lazy too. But! after a change of heart, it seems that ever so free (me) has decided i will shower the world with ever so much lameness that hopefully your might find digestable to read. and there! my first post....