Monday, September 04, 2006

LOST! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS T-SHIRT? REWARD GIVEN!


Authentic one of its kind “officially TAGGED” MANJUSRI. PE T-shirt is Lost! Last seen in MJR sec school or some other place the owner cannot recall. Preferably in the area of Sims drive. The owner misses her (Yes, its a SHE!) and wishes that the thief (likely to be) return it to her rightful owner. Although the owner appreciates the artistic taste of the thief, he might also be feeling like a fucking fool now as he has just stolen someones smelly sweaty PE t-shirt. A large CASH reward (66 666) will be give to whomever brings back the shirt to rightful in one piece.For enquiries please call 1800 FUCKYOUTSHIRTTHIEF . Thank you.

Terms and conditions: upon collection of cash reward money, collector must kneel and beg for his/ her money and perform various tricks that are achievable by dogs.

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